Just a lil Friendly.. you know... advice ;)

Dating in the real world is complicated!! It's a lot more complicated than the movies and TV make it out to be. As it's V Day.. and i have so carefully thought about it... i figure the world is now ready for MY dating wisdom and advice on the V day and other unsightly blemishes!! 
Listen Closely and Read Carefully.. for what you are about to uncover is the secret to ... oh who am i kidding.. I only know dysfunctional relationships... so this is the antithesis of what I've done or have been done to... better luck to you!! 
 Oh and if you are thinking about surprising me for Valentines... you REALLY should take note!! *giggles* 
 

 Play a love song.... a good one. 

 Sneak little notes in your loves pockets or briefcases.. or briefs.. hey i'm not one to judge! 

 Chocolate isn't a present.. it's a snack. 

 Move PAST the roses.... seriously. Should you opt for the rose... let's get more than one.. one isn't acceptable unless you are doing the tango!

 A stuffed animal should only be a part of the date if you have attended a carnival prior to. 
 Breakfast in bed....c'mon now that's just common sense...  
 Holding hands is not corny... so do it. 
 Love letters are awesome.... but only if you can spell. 
 Breath Mints..spray.. gum and or travel toothbrushes should be on your person at all time!! Yeah... halitosis is not a good look on ANYONE!! 
 Be HONEST!!! It's so simple yet so difficult... why? Honesty is the best policy!! 
 Slow Dance... I'm a firm believer that those who dance together... stay together ;) 

Whatever your 'rules' or 'guidelines' when it comes to love... make sure you love you first... and never.. i repeat NEVER accept anything less than what you deserve!!
xoxo

Happy V day... aka S.A.D. ... aka Hallmark's Holiday

Famous Couples... 
The thing i can appreciate the most about famous or historic couples, is that their love story is always frought with such adversity and hardships.. kinda makes you think a 'happily ever after' is possible after all! 
So for your viewing enjoyment.. some of MY fave couples throughout history.... real and entertainment history hahaha!! 
Rhett and Scarlett

Bogey and Bacall

Marie Antoinette and King Louis XVI

Pebbles and Bam Bam

JFK and Jackie O

Cliff and Clare Huxtable

Lex Luthor and Miss Tessmaucher

And of course... Lucy and Desi!! duh. 

happy Valentine's and here's to YOUR happy ending!! 
xoxo

Manicured Middle fingers up!

Yeah..... that's right.... there's some days when this message is all you want to convey...So do it in style!! lol
These are only prototypes... the actuals will be available later this year. 
PS.... There's only ONE B i know that can pull these off.... can' you guess who?? :) *hint: she's a five star* 
x's and o's

sometimes it's the cold, hard, ugly truth.... hahaha

7 deadly rings...

It was a Shoe-icide

Death by shoes...

Christian Louboutin's loveliness can be found LIVE... HERE 

Pigalle Denim Pump By Christian Louboutin Found HERE

BUY the Christian Louboutin Lucifer Spike Bow Pump HERE

Swoon over the christian louboutin new fashion bootie HERE

Head to Barneys for this gem

Bergdorfs has this Half Calf!!

Closing out with Alexander Wang's Biker Bootie at Bergdorfs

What's a Girl to Do???

Winter. Snow. Cold. are words that do not go well with Smartphone. Texting. Touchscreen.
I'm not sure who didn't think of the fact that some of us live in a climate where sub zero is toally possible and the regular gloves don't work with a touchscreen. 
so i went on a hunt...and you know how i feel about the HUNT... in all things *wink* ... but as far as gloves compatible with touchscreens.. here we go!!

DKNY's Cashmere pop top gloves are on sale TODAY (2/10/11) for $49.99 at DKNY

Juicy Couture's "text me" leather gloves... although sold out today.. i hear from a rep.. they'll be back!!
Regularly $78 HERE

Love these!!!! take a glimpse in to the future of gloves at Five Point gloves


Whichever you decide to procure... or if you decide to go gloveless (i promise i won't tell lol) Stay Warm and Kepp Texting!! 
xoxo

Keepin um in place!!

SO i'll be honest.. when i saw the name of this product.. it was NOT at all what i had envisioned!!
I mean what comes to mind when you hear the words The Kush Tube and you're from Denver... well it's just different LOL

THIS Kush tube is to keep  the lovelies in place and their curves beautiful while you sleep.
The slip-resistant surface and contoured shape help keep it in place as a woman rolls from one side to the other during sleep. It's also supposed to keep sagging to a minimum!! LOL i find that having no kids works JUST as well!!! 
But that's just me! 
Personally i find this to be a waste of time and sleep... but if you are in need... Pick one Up Here!
XOXO to  the twins... regardless i guess!! HAHA!

when the moon hits your eye....

So it's 1 in the AM... and my Best guy friend and i are snowed in watching movies. 

I'm up way past my bedtime and all i hear is "i'm hungry Suzy, whatcha making me?" 

I look over into my kitchen and see some fresh basil sitting next to some romas and a light bulb went on....mind you it was a dim light bulb, as it was 1 am, but a light none the less. 

PIZZA folks.. .pizza. 

Since we couldn't decide on 'sauced' pizza or a margherita style... well you'll see LOL

Luckily i had an box of Jiffy pizza dough mix and that saved about an hour... i also had some sauce i had made from a big batch in the freezer... and grabbed the cornmeal outta the cupboard and VOILA.. Pizza.

There are to be NO remarks about the size and or shape of my pizza... it's was on the fly folks... it was on the fly!! lol

xoxo

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Where every Diva needs to land!

There's no food.. but fashion and frivolity run a muck at My Divas Closet!!
Here you can find anything and everything from costume jewelry to false lashes to bangles and earrings... Remember this site come Haloweeeeen!!!
here's a few of my faves...just for fun..... you'll thank me later!! http://www.mydivascloset.com/jewelry.html

Buy my Bow Ring HERE

Get my Headbands HERE

Find These HERE

Love my Lashes HERE

Walkin on sunshine in THESE
I hope you find what you are looking for.. or perhaps what you weren't!! 
xoxo

Diva's BABY

Jack McFarland: [TO OWEN] Uh, excuse me. As Aretha said to Gloria, Celine, Shania, and Mariah during Divas Live...[AS ARETHA] "Are you trippin'? No one interrupts the Queen of Soul, bitch. Ok?"
Owen: Well, I believe she also said, "Hey, Cuba, Canada, cowgirl, Crazy, get out of my light and away from my snacks, bitch."

The ultimate 1980's Catfight!

Krystal and Alexis Carrington.... of 1980's famed nighttime drama DYNASTY.. now has dolls!!! For those SERIOUS colectors of either Barbie or Dynasty these would be a perfect gift...

Swoop them up HERE

Yes i watch Dynasty... and Dallas as a matter of fact... I'm from Denver.. how could I NOT?? LOL

Oh PS... as for me.. I'm an Alexis Carrington fan ;) 
xoxo

Center Stage :: Final Show ::

The PERFECT V. Day gift

BWAHAHAHA and for only $10.99 At this ETSY store you can have one too!! 
xoxo

My Heart Beats Only for These...

With V Day fast approaching... cooks everywhere are scrambling online to find the perfect heart shaped kitchen items for their sweeties.
I am no different.. and this year to add to the heart and lips cookies pan and heart waffle maker i already own.. i hope to add the following to my collection!!

Le Creuset Heart Casserole

Sur la Table's Heart Egg Poacher!

Fondue me baby!!

No STRAIN no gain!!

Measure your love With these!
Don't Forget to Cook with LOVE!!
xoxo

Marc Jacob.... Lusticle

Marc Jacobs... a name synonymous with great fashion and innovative ideas.... has now landed on the DD ;) 
There need be no more explanation but the following... xoxo

Buy My Ring HERE

Buy My Earrings HERE

STOP BY BERGDORFS FOR THESE

You can find Lola HERE

get a leg up in these HERE!

Download...Listen.... and Repeat... kinda like shampoo!!

For me... sometimes  it's the Local Talent that blows you away... and lucky for me i am SURROUNDED by many talented folks in varied fields! 
And in the Mile High...  when it comes to local talent... The Fresh Breath Committee pretty much always delivers what you didn't even know ya wanted... and who doesn't like those kinda surprises!!?!?! 
So... From the creative genius of FBC... i give to you my DD fans... Cannonball Soup. By Chase 'Kontrast' Lessman and Nicholas 'Chiefa' Foley! 

Download...Listen.... and Repeat... kinda like shampoo!!