June 30, 2010

Sushi LOVER!!!

Ok, so back to seriously expensive things!! 

Sushi... expensive in its own right... especially if you get real good stuff....
but this particular sushi is the HEIGH HO of the sushi world!! 
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Filipino chef Angelito Araneta, Jr. specializes in extravagant foods to be used during courtship and marriage proposals. In 2010, he created a dish that took the cake :) so to speak —the most expensive sushi in the world.
Each of the five pieces on this sushi plate is covered with a leaf of edible gold and garnished with a .2-carat African diamond. The plate was presented at a Milanan restaurant in June.

The dish was valued at 91,800 pesos, or just under $2,000.
Top that with a RING....And one thing's for sure... I'd DEFINITELY SAY YES!! haha!

"DOPE" dinnerware

This set of pretty blue plates, cups, pots and saucers, decorated with happy sunflowers might be the most expensive set of dinnerware every conceived. The dinnerware was actually made of compressed cocaine. 42 pieces were created from about 45 pounds of cocaine. A 35-year-old Spaniard was the recipient of the lovely place settings
Cocaine Dinnerware
Cocaine Dinnerware
Any guesses on street value??? hit me up with answers @ Here!!!!

Other ingenious ways of smuggling.....This guitar won’t ever play a note—that’s because it’s made of pure cocaine. A dope head flew from Costa Rica to Rome with a guitar made to look like a black Strat Squier. He even bothered to put the label back on the fake. He was also carrying 10 insulated drink containers full of cocaine in solution. It totaled three kilogram of pure coke. Cocaine has been hidden everywhere, juice boxes, computers, arm casts, doors and even beetles!
Cocaine Guitar
Cocaine Guitar
And lets not forget the coolest way to dish up a little seasonings LMAO....

Only in America does salt and pepper become coke and smack!! hahaha!!

June 28, 2010

YIKES on the EYES!!

Christian Dior NEVER ceases to amaze me!! and this time i've been left flabbergasted!! hahaha

They say “beauty is in the eye of the beholder,” well now luxury contacts will be in the eye of anyone who can afford them. The ‘Dior Eyes’ Christian Dior contact lenses feature the CD logo surrounded by either a black, gold or glitter-colored iris.
Dior Eyes Christian Dior Contact Lenses

So NOW my Dior Eye Accessories will now have their OWN accessories!!! that's some serious PIMP shit right there!! Love love love it!
I would totally drop the $150 required to own a set.... yep.

June 23, 2010

I love when randomness and music collide

So... today as i was doing my usual morning perusing.... i came across an article about the Library of Congress and it's new additions!! I love when randomness and music collide.

The Library of Congress is adding Tupac's "Dear Mama," along with 24 other recordings, to its National Recording Registry today for their cultural significance. This particular track was chosen  because of it's "relatively tame" lyrics..... Basically sayin that they wanted Tupac's brilliance but represented on THEIR terms!!
In any event, here's the list of all the tracks that will be housed in Library for as long as there's a US of A!!! 
i'm embarrassed to say that there were a few i had to look up and listen too!! 

"Fon der Choope" (From the Wedding), Abe Elenkrig's Yidishe Orchestra (1913)
• "Canal Street Blues,"King Oliver's Creole Jazz Band (1923)
• "Tristan und Isolde," Metropolitan Opera, featuring Kirsten Flagstad and Lauritz Melchior, NBC Broadcast of March 9, 1935
• "When You Wish Upon a Star," Cliff Edwards (recorded, 1938; released, 1940)
• "America's Town Meeting of the Air: Should Our Ships Convoy Materials to England?"(May 8, 1941)
• The Library of Congress Marine Corps Combat Field Recording Collection, Second Battle of Guam (July 20 - August 11, 1944)
• "Evangeline Special" and "Love Bridge Waltz," Iry LeJeune (1948)
• "The Little Engine That Could," narrated by Paul Wing (1949)
• Leon Metcalf Collection of recordings of the First People of Western Washington State (1950-1954)
• "Tutti Frutti," Little Richard (1955)
• "Smokestack Lightning," Howlin' Wolf (1956)
• "Gypsy," original cast recording (1959)
• The Complete Village Vanguard Recordings, Bill Evans Trio (June 25, 1961)
• "Daisy Bell (Bicycle Built for Two)," Max Mathews (1961)
• "I Started Out As a Child," Bill Cosby (1964)
• "Azucar Pa Ti," Eddie Palmieri (1965)
• "Today!," Mississippi John Hurt (1966))
• "Silver Apples of the Moon," Morton Subotnick (1967)
• "Soul Folk in Action," The Staple Singers (1968)
• "The Band," The Band (1969)
• "Coal Miner's Daughter," Loretta Lynn (1970)
• "Red Headed Stranger," Willie Nelson (1975)
• "Horses," Patti Smith (1975)
• "Radio Free Europe" R.E.M. (1981))
• "Dear Mama," Tupac Shakur (1995)


So I've been told that i have an attitude problem..... and quite frankly i have to agree!!!! 
and it's also not the first time I've heard it either!! LOL

Bad Attitude

The amount of BULLSHIT that one must endure in office politics, social surroundings, and personal wanderings is STAGGERING!! So why wouldn't i have an attitude problem.... quite frankly those who DON'T have one and are incessantly cheerful are a little on the shady of you ask MY opinion!!! 

What gets me, is that people say the word attitude like it's a bad thing :) I'm not saying that having a bad attitude everyday is necessary.... but once in a while you just NEED to express your inner bad kitty!
Attitude Pictures, Images and Photos
There is a time and a place for positive energy as well... Just NOT today hahaha

Lets just blame todays 'Tude on the....

June 15, 2010

Sassy Furniture....

 Judson Beaumont is the Vancouver, British Columbia artist who designed the Little Black Dresser and other whimsical furnishings popping up all over the world... 
Some are more nice than naughty.... lol
Now even your closet get a little black dress LOL
and i love the can opener bench!! 
the "cracked" cabinet!
reminds me of Beauty and the Beast!!
hahaha the BOOM cabinet!!

if you like these and want to see some other designs... just CLICK HERE !

June 11, 2010

Body Scapes!!!

In these stunning and surreal bodyscapes, Craig Tracy has encapsulated more of a fantasy style presentation. 

I would seriously considerin swoppin a few of these for la casita LOL!!


Only my FAVORITE song of the last few months.... *HITS REPEAT* lol

Frances Ethel Gumm June 10, 1922 – June 22, 1969

Otherwise known as one of the most talented women to ever hit the big screen....
Best known for her role as Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz, Garland's 6/10 birthday is just the time to appreciate the many films and songs that she has brought into our lives....
Just to give you kind of a clue as to how talented this young lady was... she won an Academy Award, a Golden Globe, a Grammy and a Tony...
I first remember seeing Garland on film when i was young and my mom bringing home Meet Me in St Louis from Blockbuster one night....
I'm a HUGE old musical fan, so this turned out to be right up my alley!!
A child star in the 30's and 40's she attended MGM school with the likes of Ava Gardner, Lana Turner and Liz Taylor... all three of whom sit in my favorite actress category!!!

What would the world and gay culture be without this beautiful woman?!?!?! LOL

June 10, 2010

The most expensive tat you can find

South African model and Shimansky brand ambassador Minki van der Westhuizen wore South African luxury jeweller Shimansky’s most expensive tattoo, valued at $924,000.

The Shimansky “tattoo” wasn’t a real tattoo in the traditional sense, as it involved 612 Shimansky Ideal Cut .5 carat diamonds. Diamonds were attached to Minki’s skin using a water-based adhesive, which took a painstaking eight hours. Unfortunately, the tattoo is a temp.... but...

i'd be more than willing to sit the 8 hours if i got to leave with the 'evidence' LOL

body armor jewelry!!

This incredibly fabulous body armor jewelry line by Sandee Shin at armorjewelry.com is a bit reminiscent of Medieval days, what with the chain-link drapery and body-molding metals. The idea behind Shin’s line was to create “sculpture for the body” and offer elaborate, but not too dramatic, pieces.
With the single chains and subtle, body-morphing drapery, the strong and heavy-looking body armor jewelry also encompass a soft feel. All of Sandee Shin’s pieces are handcrafted and made to order, so this fabulous metallic body armor can be yours and yours only! (via Trendhunter) 

Wipe your ass with this!

So i recently just finished perusing through "What Your Poo is Telling You" 

and my train of though eventually lead me to ass wipe... 
yes folks, today we talk about the wonderful crazy world of the toilet paper!
Money Toilet Paper
I don't know about you, but i know that my mom always said shit like " money doesn't grow in trees" or "might as well have wiped my ass with that money" well now you can!!! lol
Renova Color Toilet Paper
Give the chikes a break from the mundane old white TP and hook up with Renova's colored wipes..... 
Political toilet roll
No day trip to the toilet would be more satisfying than one where you can wipe your ass on W or Saddam or Bin Laden LOL... Give em HELL!! hahahaha
Glow in the Dark Loo Roll
And just in case you should find yourself in the dark... in a hole.... or in a forest.... make sure you have the glow in the dark roll with you :) you know..... just to make sure you get the job done!! :) 
1st anniversary gift
and if the feeling hits ya.... for your First Anniversary!! Paper! 
Oh and don't forget... excuses are like assholes... everyone's got em... they all stink.. so treat em to some cool TP... it's the least we can do!! haha

June 9, 2010

Sexy ads....

I love advertisements... i mean to be honest my favorite part of Vogue, Elle, or Vanity Fair have to be the first fifty pages of ads!!! 
Handbags and Fragrance are always the most inventive and sultry ads in the market!! so i have dropped a few of the ones i like the most and some of the more RISQUE ones as well *wink* 
and being a cosmetic girl at heart... i lead with my eyes and nose so here we go!
Starting out with a little

Emanuel Ungaro... DIva... You know i had to include this!!! lol

The Classique from Jean Paul... love the bottle and the ad!
Raquel Zimmerman for Viktor and Rolf...Mega. 

how adorable is the Sophia Coppela ad for Dior's Miss Dior Cherie!! GENIUS! 

and what can be said for a good Tom Ford ad.... Yikes Chikes!! 

and this is my own personal favorite perfume... not ad.. although she's got some killer eyes!!!

Sex and Candy

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But seriously... today's HUMP day.... lets celebrate accordingly!!

I won't touch on the history of sex... because unless you live under a ROCK.. i'm sure you know what it is LOL

As for skill.... well  i leave that up to the individual... because sexual preferences can span as far as the imagination can travel!

All great lovers are articulate, and verbal seduction is the surest road to actual seduction”
Marya Mannes
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"It is not enough to conquer; one must know how to seduce." Voltaire
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The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer, ...is 'What does a woman want?" Sigmund Freud
I_smell_SEX_and_CANDY_by_papertigre.jpg mmm jolly ranchers image by moisien
"... Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius." Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
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Sex and Candy 
by Marcy Playground
Hangin' round downtown by myself
And I had so much time
To sit and think about myself
And then there she was
Like double cherry pie
Yeah there she was
Like disco superfly
I smell sex and candy here
Who's that lounging in my chair
Who's that casting devious stares
In my direction
Mama this surely is a dream

Hangin' round downtown by myself
And I had too much caffeine
And I was thinkin' 'bout myself
And then there she was
In platform double suede
Yeah there she was
Like disco lemonade
I smell sex and candy here
Who's that lounging in my chair
Who's that casting devious stares
In my direction
Mama this surely is a dream
Mama this surely is a dream
I smell sex and candy here
Who's that lounging in my chair
Who's that casting devious stares
In my direction
Mama this surely is a dream
Mama this surely is a dream
Yeah mama this must be my dream
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"Sexual pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; ..." Simone de Beauvoir

So Happy HUMP day!!! Do something Naughty!!

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