Check Mate

So i have decided that I'm gonna learn to play chess LOL... seriously. 
but when i was searching for a chess board.... THIS came up :)

Chess Set by Charles Hollander*
Price: $600,000

This set is studded with 320 carats of black and white diamonds and two kilograms of 14 carat white gold.....ummmmm YEAH... checkmate BITCH!!