February 25, 2011

Google has Done it Again!!

So i'm a Google lover... i have the reader, the phone number, the phone, I browse in Chrome... just love em. 
Yesterday i discovered that they have new search function.... are you ready for it.... "RECIPES"!! *claps hands* .. It's still the OLD Google, but now you can narrow your search down to only recipes... all i can say is.. It's about TIME!! 
I'm stoked folks... LOL
Search to your hearts content.... and then let me know what you have found!! The funnier the better!!! 
(upcoming post) 

February 23, 2011

Material Girl living in a Material World!!

You have to give credit where credit is due sometimes.... and today all my credit for inspiration is going to Kelly Osbourne in her new role as the face for Madonna and daughter Lourdes' new fashion line for Macy's.
Ms O is actually replacing the first gal chosen... Taylor Momsen.... and for obvious reasons why lol. 
Remember Kelly a few years ago... you know... BEFORE DWTS??
She was a little frumpy... dark and chunky... but That was the Kelly Osbourne of the past! Since then she has transformed her look, got in shape and became the star she was meant to be!! 
The reason she has landed on THE DD today is not only for her fashion and edgy-ness... but for the fact that i find her to be inspiring!! She worked so hard on her figure and was such an inspiration on Dancing... that you just can't help but love her!! Oh and PS.. i love her mom too! Sharrrron!!! *Ozzy Voice* 
Tell me she doesn't look KILLER!!! oh and the line is cute too...haha!
Take a look at the line A LA Macy's and give Ms. O a damn hand!! 

February 22, 2011

The Pen is mightier than the sword.. so... Bang!

With a plethora of bad ass friends who are always bustin out a notebook of some sort to jot down ideas or feelings, music and such; this just seemed appropriate. Pick one, two or all three up... they're only $20! :)
Armed Notebook
Find your weapon HERE

February 21, 2011

Need a little Help Survivng??

Well, pick up an "I Will Survive" kit from modcloth then!! http://www.modcloth.com/Apartment/-I-Will-Survive-Kit
I Will Survive KitI Will Survive Kit
I Will Survive KitI Will Survive Kit
This cute band-aid looking tin "comes complete with a “remedy booklet,” “healing bandages,” a “recovery certificate,” and a lifelike heart-shaped charm. When a sudden wave of regret wets your good times, just read the uplifting message on one of the “affirmation cards.”
You know..... just in case you need a little extra help in that darned break up process... whether it be relationship or friendship :) 

Flash me one of these!!

Who in Hades would find a Flash Drive shaped like an itty bitty purse.... DUH folks.. that'd be ME!! 
How adorable is this gem though?? Find it HERE for less than $22.00!!

But WAIT, there's more!!

We've all have our sleepless nights, so we all know what comes on the tube during these hours right??? Right. INFOMERCIALS!! i'm not sure who exactly comes up with these, but sometimes... you just have to laugh at some people's concept and view on life!! Here's my tops of ridiculousness from the late night TV creepers. 
  1. GLH
Before there was 'GTL' there was 'GLH' .... you know the Ronco's GLH Colored Hair Thickener Spray!!! BWAHAHAHA spray on and cover your bald spots!! Cuz you know, THAT looks real! *giggles* 
GLH Hair System Regular Kit
2. The Flowbee 
Ok.. i had to leave my desk while writing this, because i was laughing so hard.. i was starting to make a ruckus!! I'm honestly at a loss for words in a description... so i'll just give you theirs!! 
"Using the suction power of your vacuum cleaner or the new FLOWBEE super mini vac, the FLOWBEE then draws the hair evenly into the recessed blades and cuts it precisely. The results are a refreshing vacuum haircut. "  
yeeeahhh... say SWEAR. 
vacuum haircut,cut,hair cut styles,flowbee,haircut
3. The Tiddy Bear
Bwahaha...I mean really?? Because you switch the t's for d's ya think ya make it OK to say titty in a product title?? Apparently it does! I for one... well i just bought a seatbelt cover.. did the same thing without the ridiculous!! 
Grab a convertible like these folks so you can REALLY show your style!! 
4. The Hilary Nutcracker and Corkscrew Bill
There's no words that can't cover the pic LMAO
5. The Better Marriage Blanket
OH MY GAWD!!! This about ended my day with side splitting laughter...not just because of the supply.. but also for the DEMAND. It's "a REAL solution for a REAL problem"  Please visit HERE to check out the whole description.. because it's just TOO funny!!
(plus there's a vid) 
6. Doc Bottoms Aspray...
Is exactly what it sounds like lmao...and i quote.. " for Pungent pits and butt odor" WTF?? I thought that was what a shower daily was for??  hmmmm 
i guess if you NEED it... CLICK HERE
Now... go to sleep and stop watching this madness!!! 

Bad Company....

                 I've spent the last few months really taking a hard look at the people i have allowed in my life, and have come to the conclusion that it is true, some people are a season, some are a reason, and some are a lifetime. 
What i had a chance to recognize this weekend, is that even though some are just for a reason or a season... it doesn't make them or the relationship you shared any less than what you have shared with a 'lifetime' friend. 
Besides, let's not forget, people change. You have. So will the friendships we have. Not everyone will make it to the finish line with you, they aren't meant to. Take what you have learned from each person you encounter and keep the positive, extract the negative. It's unfortunate that we sometimes get caught up in the 'bff' BS and by doing that almost cut ourselves off from growing and developing other friendships... which makes that a toxic situation.. versus a toxic friend. 
Then there are times that a "cut off" is just SO necessary!! Not all friendships or relationships are going to be perfect.. but that doesn't mean that they should be horribly dysfunctional or toxic either! Here's a few 'hints' i have discovered that might prompt you to ditch the friend who seems to always bring ya down!! If you have a friend that falls into one of these.... you might think about the ditch sitch!

 You are only a 'convenience' friend.  
I know you know what i'm talking about too haha...they only call you or wanna make plans when their 'usual' crowd is either away, busy, has a new bf/gf, or is basically not available to go out, that's when YOU get a call. Never be anyone's 'back-up'; Your friendship is worth just as much as their 'regulars' and if they only call when those are not around then it's time to....ditch that friend!! 
 When Criticism isn't 'constructive' anymore. 
 We all need support, that's never been disputed, but what we don't need is someone who thinks that they are the end all and know all of anything and everything under the sun, and bringing it to the table in a rude and 'know-it-all' manner. the worst is when your 'friend' leads with a backhanded compliment followed with un-constructive observations. That's not support... that's attempted superiority... and for that... you need to ditch that friend!! 
 Danger is their FIRST name
Kinda common sense... but you know what i say about that; 'There's nothing common about common sense'! I'm not talking about staying home every night and being in bed by 730 pm, but if there' always a fight or accident or major ruckus surrounding your friend every time they step out the door.. it might be time to grow up a little and find some safer cohorts!! So if your 'friend' is continually putting your life or well being in jeopardy... and unless you have a death wish... it's really time to ditch that 'friend' 
 They keep your Name on their lips... All the TIME. 
It's hard, I'll admit it, to not talk about people and gossip. I mean i'm a  GIRL for sobbing out loud and gossiping is almost second nature to us, but that doesn't make it right nor do we like it when it happens to us. I recently found out some of the things a 'friend' had been saying about me through the last few years, and quite frankly she's lucky i'm laid back, calm, cool and collected, otherwise i'd be writing this from a 'supervised' locale!! hahaha!! Just joshin!
 All kidding aside, if you have a friend who has been proven to be a trash talker or does foul things behind your back... well my friends.. It's time to ditch that friend. STAT. 
  It's all about Initiative 
In this day and age of technology, there should be no excuse as to why a friend never calls or checks in with you on the regular. I'm not talking about a novel letter each and every day, but if YOU are the only person initiating convos and outings....your friend isn't being a trueby!! Friendships are like any relationship... you need two to tango. If you aren't receiving the love and attention from your friend that you put out there for them.... well it's time to Ditch that friend!!! 
 The Jelly Bean!! 
We ALL have one of these, whether we know it or not. This friend is never happy about good and positive thing in your life, especially if it cuts into 'their' time and attention.  Like when you get a bf/gf, all you hear is how they don't like them or they always talk about the negative things about the relationship.  Oh i feel i should warn you about the jelly belly biter too... SERIOUSLY. These are the folks who talk shit about you, but then a week later you see they same status or same outfit or something... you have done coming from their wherever lol. It's a bit sad and confusing actually... why talk shit and then be a copy, but whatever creams your Twinkie!  Guess that falls under the ' Things that make you go Hmmmm' category. ... but it's not you.... it's them.. and you need to ditch that friend!!! TODAY! ha. 

As important as it is to recognize the friends who might fall into one or more of these categories... it's also important to be mindful of your OWN character and friendships!! BE HONEST!! if you have something to say to a friend... say it. If something's bothering you... address it before it's past the prime and a 'cut off' happened without anyone's consent! Don't be one of these kinds of friends.... be the kind that is supportive, caring, loyal, and most of all who appreciates the positive friends they DO have!! 
Hug a friend