June 10, 2010

Wipe your ass with this!

So i recently just finished perusing through "What Your Poo is Telling You" 

and my train of though eventually lead me to ass wipe... 
yes folks, today we talk about the wonderful crazy world of the toilet paper!
Money Toilet Paper
I don't know about you, but i know that my mom always said shit like " money doesn't grow in trees" or "might as well have wiped my ass with that money" well now you can!!! lol
Renova Color Toilet Paper
Give the chikes a break from the mundane old white TP and hook up with Renova's colored wipes..... 
Political toilet roll
No day trip to the toilet would be more satisfying than one where you can wipe your ass on W or Saddam or Bin Laden LOL... Give em HELL!! hahahaha
Glow in the Dark Loo Roll
And just in case you should find yourself in the dark... in a hole.... or in a forest.... make sure you have the glow in the dark roll with you :) you know..... just to make sure you get the job done!! :) 
1st anniversary gift
and if the feeling hits ya.... for your First Anniversary!! Paper! 
Oh and don't forget... excuses are like assholes... everyone's got em... they all stink.. so treat em to some cool TP... it's the least we can do!! haha

No comments: