Because flower just can't quite say the same thing!!

OMG!!! i about DIED when i stumbled across this website LOL... i mean who the hell thought of this shit.. someone ghetto... and they say it themselves...


Next time you are looking for that special gift for that special someone.... hit up GHETTOBASKETS.COM 


Below is a pic of the said ghetto basket... Oh and there IS an upgrade.. the GHETTO FABULOUS basket.. it comes with a bow...bwahaha

Now the best part is NOT the name.. not the concept... but the mother lovin product description.... are you ready... 


"You never know exactly what each Ghetto Basket will include. It all depends on our shaky contacts and what falls off of trucks around the neighborhood. But it might have:


Hot sauce
Pregnancy Test
Grape Drink
Batteries
Beef Jerky
Potted Meat
Pork Rinds
Noodles in a Cup
After Shave
Plastic Commemorative Plate
Religious Candle 
Porcelain Figurine 
Kung-Fu DVD
Cassette or VHS Tape 
Doo Rag
Vapor Rub
Energy Drank 
Soap 
Outdated Calendar



Appropriate occasions for the Ghetto Basket:

• You just found out the baby isn’t yours
  A loved one was recently released from prison
  The tornado didn’t blow your trailer away
  Mom found her tooth
  You just got your GED
  Arbor Day"

I see you all clickin the SUBMIT button... you aint gotta LIE TO KICK IT!!! hahaha